Q: How do you take your coffee?
A: Seriously!
Encourage a classroom discussion. What does the coffee symbolize? What is the inherent flaw in this scenario? Students may have coffee-related experiences of their own, or similar anecdotes, to share or discuss. Be sure to engage each student with firm eye contact and a welcoming tone of voice.
Today is Boomtime, the 19th of Discord, 3191.
Fear not, for Goddesss is in your gizmos!
The gizmo-Goddess will mend the shortcomings of humanity and we shall become harmonious in our discord.
We harp on about self-actualization through self-fulfilling self-aggrandizement and other exercises for maintaining a high level of whimsy during troubling times. If you have a question for us, please whisper it into a clam and toss it into the Pacific Ocean. Your answer will come by certified post in 5 to 25 business days.
Trust the machine, man, it was built To Serve Man.
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/ I recognize terror as the finest \
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| terrify, I will try to horrify, and if |
| I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go |
| for the gross-out. |
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\ -- Stephen King /
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