Q: How do you take your coffee?

A: Seriously!

Encourage a classroom discussion. What does the coffee symbolize? What is the inherent flaw in this scenario? Students may have coffee-related experiences of their own, or similar anecdotes, to share or discuss. Be sure to engage each student with firm eye contact and a welcoming tone of voice.

Today is Pungenday, the 11th of The Aftermath, 3192.

Fear not, for Goddesss is in your gizmos!

The gizmo-Goddess will mend the shortcomings of humanity and we shall become harmonious in our discord.

Erisian Disorder of Architects, Engineers, Programmers and Other Genii

We harp on about self-actualization through self-fulfilling self-aggrandizement and other exercises for maintaining a high level of whimsy during troubling times. If you have a question for us, please whisper it into a clam and toss it into the Pacific Ocean. Your answer will come by certified post in 5 to 25 business days.

Trust the machine, man, it was built To Serve Man.

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