Q: How do you take your coffee?
A: Seriously!
Encourage a classroom discussion. What does the coffee symbolize? What is the inherent flaw in this scenario? Students may have coffee-related experiences of their own, or similar anecdotes, to share or discuss. Be sure to engage each student with firm eye contact and a welcoming tone of voice.
Today is Pungenday, the 39th of Bureaucracy, 3192.
Fear not, for Goddesss is in your gizmos!
The gizmo-Goddess will mend the shortcomings of humanity and we shall become harmonious in our discord.
We harp on about self-actualization through self-fulfilling self-aggrandizement and other exercises for maintaining a high level of whimsy during troubling times. If you have a question for us, please whisper it into a clam and toss it into the Pacific Ocean. Your answer will come by certified post in 5 to 25 business days.
Trust the machine, man, it was built To Serve Man.
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/ In the olden days in England, you could \
| be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf |
| of bread. However, if a sheep stole a |
| loaf of bread and gave it to you, you |
| would only be tried for receiving, a |
| crime punishable by forty lashes with |
| the cat or the dog, whichever was |
| handy. If you stole a dog and were |
| caught, you were punished with twelve |
| rabbit punches, although it was hard to |
| find rabbits big enough or strong |
| enough to punch you. |
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| -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair |
\ Anarchist's Almanac" /
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