Q: How do you take your coffee?
A: Seriously!
Encourage a classroom discussion. What does the coffee symbolize? What is the inherent flaw in this scenario? Students may have coffee-related experiences of their own, or similar anecdotes, to share or discuss. Be sure to engage each student with firm eye contact and a welcoming tone of voice.
Today is Pungenday, the 67th of Confusion, 3192.
Fear not, for Goddesss is in your gizmos!
The gizmo-Goddess will mend the shortcomings of humanity and we shall become harmonious in our discord.
We harp on about self-actualization through self-fulfilling self-aggrandizement and other exercises for maintaining a high level of whimsy during troubling times. If you have a question for us, please whisper it into a clam and toss it into the Pacific Ocean. Your answer will come by certified post in 5 to 25 business days.
Trust the machine, man, it was built To Serve Man.
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/ The birds are singing, the flowers are \
| budding, and it is time for Miss |
| Manners to tell young lovers to stop |
| necking in public. |
| |
| It's not that Miss Manners is immune to |
| romance. Miss Manners has been known to |
| squeeze a gentleman's arm while being |
| helped over a curb, and, in her wild |
| youth, even to press a dainty slipper |
| against a foot or two under the dinner |
| table. Miss Manners also believes that |
| the sight of people strolling hand in |
| hand or arm in arm or arm in hand |
| dresses up a city considerably more |
| than the more familiar sight of people |
| shaking umbrellas at one another. What |
| Miss Manners objects to is the kind of |
| activity that frightens the horses on |
\ the street... /
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